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A math teacher, who remains nameless, decided to read a filthy, raunchy, sexually explicit poem about Adam and Eve to a class of high school stud25B502AF00000578-2954490-image-a-36_1424014890252ents

Nederland High School is in NederlandTexas, between Beaumont and Port Arthur, Texas.

The poem of 12 short, four-line stanzas isn’t traceable to any author.  It’s believed to have been floating around the internet for many years, probably on websites full of dirty jokes.

The unnamed teacher read the vulgar poem aloud to a class full of pimple-faced freshmen, according to angry parents.

The day when the teacher busted out the rhyme isn’t clear. However, after parent complaints, school officials suspended the teacher,

He since has resigned.

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT POEM HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER READ ABOUT ADAM AND EVE TO FRESHMAN STUDENTS

 

In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.

In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam’s,
One covered Eve’s.

As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.

At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve’s treasure,
All covered with hair.

And wonder came,
Under Eve’s eyes,
As Adam’s thing,
Started to rise.

They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.

The head of Adam’s thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.

Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve’s treasure,
Was all wet inside.

The joy was good,
She wouldn’t let loose,
Until Adam’s thing,
Was all out of juice.

Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now it is time,
For me and you.

So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause I’m in the mood,
For a piece of that ASS!

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